What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!

What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
After ewe!

What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!

Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!

What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!

Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baas!

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!

Why did the bull rush?
Because it saw the cow slip!

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
A battery hen!

What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick-layer!

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!

Why does a rooster watch TV?
For hentertainment!

What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!